Uh oh, you guys. I accidentally on purpose (shut up, Jenna Elfman) bought candy corn when I went to Target today. NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS.

So I totally slacked yesterday, but whatevs, there's no way I could possibly find a site that you all don't already know about. Have you heard of this thing, I think the kids are calling it The Twitter?

day 01 | a song
day 02 | a picture
day 03 | a book
day 04 | a site
day 05 | a youtube clip
day 06 | a quote
day 07 | whatever tickles your fancy

( Give not being homeless a try, huh? )

I'm doing it, you guys, I'm actually doing it!

day 01 | a song
day 02 | a picture
day 03 | a book
day 04 | a site
day 05 | a youtube clip
day 06 | a quote
day 07 | whatever tickles your fancy

( If you think there's not a Bones related picture under here, well then, it's nice to meet you for the very first time! )

I had to wake up early this morning to go to a follow-up eye doctor appointment. Have I mentioned how much I hate the eye doctor? Cause I do. It was supposed to be for a "simple dilation test" but for all I knew the doctor was taking out my eyeballs, scrambling them up a bit and putting them back in my head. Gross. And now I look like Mr. Burns in that episode of the Simpsons where Mulder and Scully show up. Speaking of gross, how disgusting was The Bones this week? God, show. I mean, not this part obviously:

( Whatever he says is a guess )

Drinking, watching 17 Again, putting together IKEA furniture, and doing this meme. What are YOU up to this evening?

Taken from moireach and dollsome

( I wish I had a beach house. And we could make a big fire every night )

The Bones is back on Sept 17th! Just putting that out there!

January was a total bust so I'm doing the two memes floating around to make up for it! And I'm sorry, but it has no Disney content within...or DOES IT*?

( I just learned it's not pronounced Mee Mee )


And here are five things that mozarts_friend says reminds her of me!

( If you text it, I'll delete it )

Happy 2nd anniversary of Jason's haircut, you guys!

( HIMYM 4x11: Little Minnesota )

Also, I felt like I had some profound thoughts on last week's Office episode, ( The Office 5x10: Moroccan Christmas )

In other news, I got to hold a puppy and go to a tacky sweater party this past weekend, AND had my sister cut me some bangs, so things are pretty good in my neck of the woods. Also, the fact that it was 60 degrees in DC today helped a lot. Uh, except I think there's a winter storm warning tomorrow? Thanks a lot, global warming!

So I also decided to steal this meme and actually make my posting quota for the month. Please read and enjoy, won't you?

( Where's the good art? COME ON! )


Maybe I will get a wild hare and post more on TV shows I enjoy and you may too later on, but let's not get too crazy here. Also, guess who has done zero Christmas shopping? I can't help that everything I see in the stores appeals to me, for myself, more than I think other people would like it. T-tis the season?

Oh man you guys. So today at work we had a fire drill and I totally got suckered in to being a safety patrol. Meaning I had to wear a bright yellow vest and make sure part of my floor was clear before I got to leave the building and then run into a group of hot guys out in the parking lot and suddenly be reminded of high school me. When in actuality, if it were a real fire I'd pull a George Costanza and shove old ladies and children out of the way. Because what are kids doing in my office anyway?

Can I still talk about Monday TV? ( HIMYM: Shelter Island )

Let's do some top fives, shall we?

( Top Five Fall Food and/or drink items )

( Top Five Saved by the Bell Moments )

My goodness, I love Fall. I might go apple picking tomorrow, football is on every Sunday (thus giving me purpose), but more importantly: new TV shows out the wazoo! And let me tell you, I have been watching some things. Specifically, accidentally watching Desperate Housewives because Neal McDonough is on it? Don't judge me! What did I think was going to happen after watching Band of Brothers all summer? This probably explains watching STANDOFF as well! (Probably!) Anyway, in the Things I Enjoy and am not completely embarrassed to talk about category:

( Life 2x02- Everything...All The Time )

And also!
( 30 Rock promo talk )

And because I'm trying to post more, here's a meme! Stolen from some awesome people!

Comment to this post with a subject for a top 5 (ships, songs, movies, characters, whatever, etc.) you would like to see me post, and I will reply in a post sometime in the imminent future. Ask as for as many as you'd like.

Oh man, self, remember when I said I was going to be so much better at posting this summer? Aha, YA BURNT. Anyway, it's Fall now and guess what that means? New teevee!! Yippee skippee! Kiss a soldier in Times Square!

( The Office 5x01: Weight Loss )

My coherent thoughts on "Goodbye Toby":

( Oh, it sets your senses in a whirl )

Dear LJ, remember when you weren't blocked at my office and what a joyous time that was? Yeah, I can barely remember it either. Why'd you have to go and break my heart? (If this were a song I'd be singing the Kiki Dee part)

( HIMYM: The Goat )

Since it's way after the fact for The Office, I'll just say that I'm still thinking about how hot Ryan looks in his beard. Yeah, that about covers it.

In real life news...um, nothing has really been happening? Haha. I'm in some sort of Spring-ennui, which, WHAT? But I feel like I'm in this weird limbo where I'm already ready for it to be summer right now. I've had to do boring work training for four hours every day this week and doesn't help that they're teasing me by putting out all the pool deck chairs at my condo. And I met this guy this past weekend and am still hoping he calls me because blah blah blah lonelycakes. Maybe I just need a hotdog and that'll help. Hee.

Oh, and PS, I need some Skins icons but I'm afraid of being spoiled by looking through the comms (I've watched through Sid's episode of S2). Any suggestions??

We’re on like the 60th day of LJ still being unblocked at work, which is making me awfully suspicious. ( My boredom, let me show you it )

Alright you guys, I think enough is enough.</roy> Let's call a spade a spade and end this writer's strike already. Because if I'm forced to even consider the idea of watching American Gladiators I'm not going to be very happy. Because now that you've finally taken 30 Rock away from me, I'm kind of at a loss of what to do with myself.

( 30 Rock )

And also! I finally got to see ( Juno )

Work has generally been sucking the life out of me lately. I totally have post-holiday hangover, in that I have a brazillian things to do and absolutely no motivation to do them. I blame it on the fact that this has been my first full week of work since, oh, the beginning of December, but still. Probably didn't help that it was about 70 degrees outside all week. I'm not ready to have spring fever in January. It's throwing me all off!

Oh, and as a random sidenote, does anyone know where I can download Cat Power’s “Sea of Love” from the Juno soundtrack? I’d buy the whole thing, but my funds are severely limited lately and that song’s been haunting my waking dreams the past few days.

Um, why does my work like to unblock LJ every other Friday? It's like the star system, who can understand its mysteries? (tm annakovsky).

So I thoroughly enjoyed last night's ( 30 Rock )

Oh my god, you guys, I really miss The Office. W-what if we really only get these 8 episodes for the season? Okay, it's more like 11 with those hour longs, but STILL! It's making me very unsettled. Under the guise of the impending writers strike I started watching Bones since I needed something to pass the time since TO wouldn't be on....and now I kind of wretchedly love it? It's like The X-Files except with less paranoia and more close talking. Ha. Is it 1998 again already? Oh well, I kind of miss being truly excited about a TV show in a ridiculously annoying way. I was overdue. (Plus I missed out on watching Buffy and Angel so it really IS like it's 1998 because I'm like, "Oh, that David Boreanaz kid is CUTE!")

In real life news I am going to three, count em, THREE Holiday parties this weekend. No no no, I am not ready for it to be December. It was just August and I was complaining how there was nothing to do! That was such a simpler time. Plus, I have nothing to wear and have no money. Bah humbug AM I RIGHT?

Speaking of Carmen Sandiego (which no one was, but just go with me on this), my friend wants me to go to a free concert tomorrow and who is performing? Rockapella, aka the guys who sang the Carmen Sandiego theme song! Ahahahah. How do I politely tell her that I'll only go if 1) they're guaranteed to sing that song and 2)they also have to sing "Take a Chance on Me"? God, that show used to stress me out, what with all the yelling and the sirens and The Chief.

ETA: OH! I forgot to mention the most important real life news which is that I finally moved into my new condo! The closing ceremonies were really nice, Pam made doves. But really, it's super cute and I love it and it stresses me out at the same time. Those of you following my Twitter will notice the ongoing saga of my mailbox key. Will I ever get my electric bill and three week old Entertainment Weekly? Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion! I'll post some pics soon once I remember where I packed the batteries for my camera.